67 days!

A lot can happen in 67 days!

A lot of studying, I hope, on my part :s

When will I ever stop procrastinating!

Moovie

Anyone seen/read The Boy In The Striped Pyjamas?

See/Read it!

Exams!

The provisional exam dates are out~!

I'm not sure I'm ready to face them yet~!

But enough denial, living in Azeroth won't improve things!

The loading screen for WoW sometimes has excellent real life tips, for example:

"Remember to take all things in moderation (even World of Warcraft)" =p

Happy New Year!

Another new year! No more resolutions for me!

Have a good one everyone!

I failed!

....to resist temptation.

I live in Azeroth once again.

Dark!

Yesterday as I walked to hospital I almost slipped on the icy pavements 5 times! :s

I hate Galway and I hate cold weather!

Everyday is the same old routine. I leave the house at 715am - it's still dark. I'm in hospital for the whole day. I leave the hospital at 730pm or 8 (if I'm really lucky) and it's dark. -.-

It's the weekdays the the sun comes out of hiding, and those weekdays I spend in the confines of the hospital. Come weekend, the sun is too tired to come out and we get rain. Fun fun fun.

I photocopied 23 Euros worth of mcq papers yesterday. The stack is about 10cm thick. I'm not sure I'll be able to get through them all before the mcq exam next week/two weeks/whatever. I'm not sure if I'll be able to study everything in medicine/surgery before the mcq. Luckily, there's a surgery revision course this weekend. Yay, goodbye weekend!

Oh well, at least there's London and Salzburg to look forward to! Not sure if I'll be feeling guilty while on holidays so might just bring along a few books that I won't read but will make me feel less guilty if I start to feel guilty. Hmm. I'm not making sense. :X

Mmmmmusstt rrressiistt tttempptation!!

/cry

This is old but still funny :)

Dear IT Support,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a slow down in the overall performance, particularly in the flower, gifts and jewellery applications that had operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

In addition, Husband 1.0 un-installed many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, but installed undesirable programs such as Formula One 5.0, NBA 3.0 and World Cup 2.0.

And now Conversation 8.0 no longer runs and House Cleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.

What can I do?

Signed,
Desperate Housewife


Reply:

Dear Desperate Housewife,

First keep in mind:

Boyfriend 5.0 is an entertainment package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.

Try entering the command C:\""""" I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME and download
Tears 6.2 to install Guilt 3.0.

If all works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.

But remember, overuse can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Late Night Teh Tarik 6.1.

Late Night 6.1 is a very bad program that will create SnoringLoudly.wav files.

Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-Law 1.0 or reinstall another
Boyfriend program. These are not supported applications and will crash
Husband 1.0.

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have a limited
memory and cannot learn new applications quickly.

You might consider additional software to improve memory and performance. I personally recommend Hot Tasty Food 3.0 and Tongkat Ali 6.9.

Good Luck,
IT Support